2012-02-19 ~ Jagat Quotes

Top 10 I Miss You Quotes

"If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden."
~Claudia Ghandi

"Absence makes the heart grow fonder."
~American Proverb

"Time goes by a lot slower when you miss the one you love."
~Unknown

"I think about you constantly, whether it's with my mind or my heart."
~Albany Bach Reid

"We only part to meet again."
~John Gay

"I want to be in your arms, where you hold me tight and never let go."
~Unknown

"Within you I lose myself...Without you, I find myself wanting to be lost again."
~Unknown

"When you're away, I miss you like a calm stream misses a breeze."
~Unknown

"I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night."
~Bill Watterson

"Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart."
~Kay Knudsen

Funniest Quotes Ever

"I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives."

"When I said 'death' before 'dishonor', I meant alphabetically."

"Putting the laughter back into manslaughter."

"When shooting a mime, don't use a silencer or his friends will hear you."

"Hurricanes are like women : when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car."

"You're about as useful as a one-legged man in an arse kicking contest."

"A little necrophilia never killed anyone."

"Dyslexics Of The World Untie."

"I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it."

"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."

"I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere."

"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep."

"Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring."

"I am going to call my kids Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they muck up I will just hit them all at once."

"I got cold hard cash for Christmas. Five bucks frozen in a block of ice."

"Being dyslexic has drawbacks. I once went to a toga party dressed as a goat."

"Without me, it's just aweso."

"He who laughs last probably does not get the joke."

"I miss you like a retard misses the point."

"Don't steal. The government hates competition."

"You know you have a small apartment when Coco Pops echo."

"Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name."

"Why is the place you drive on is a parkway, and the place you park on is the driveway?"

"If a wolf can take down a deer from either flank, does that make him bambidextrous?"

"I went too a restaurant that served breakfast at anytime, so i ordered french toast during the renaissance."

"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research."

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist."

"If you smacked a kid in the face with a bottle of Johnson's No More Tears, would it create beautiful irony?"

"Imagine there were no hypothetical situations.

"Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children."

"Depression is just anger without enthusiasm."

"I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code."

Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

Who's General Failure & why is he reading my disk?

"Tennis is a fickle sport. No matter how good you are at it, a wall will always be better."

"Yo momma's so fat, she walked past the TV and i missed the first season of Lost."

"If your name was homework, I would be doing you on my desk right now."

"He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia."

"Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes."

"I still miss my ex-girlfriend, but my aim is improving."

"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling."

"The noblest of dogs is the hot dog, it feeds the hand that bites it."

"The reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."

"Why do we call them buildings when they're finished? Shouldn't they be called Builts?"

"When life gives you lemons, cut them in half and squirt life in the eye!"

"Screw me if I'm wrong, but have we met before?"

"Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else."

"Indecision is the key to flexibility."

"I told the butcher I'd give him $10 if he got the meat down off the top shelf. He said he couldn't. The steaks were too high."

"The Vending Machine Theory : "Stuff tastes better when it falls"."

"The most effective copyright protection known to man : a scratched CD."

"A jump-leads walks into a bar, acting aggressively. The barman says "All right, I'll serve you. But don't start anything.""

"This girl rang me up one time, she says "come over, nobody is home", I went over, no one was home!"

"It appears the location of my fist and your head are not mutually exclusive! It is a probability miracle!"

"Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."

"Coffee just isn't my cup of tea."

"If this made you laugh, then I am sure you would love these too."

Ways to Use Love Sayings

Gifts

A personalized gift is a great place to put a romantic saying. Have your favorite one stitched on a handbag or engraved on a piece of jewelry or watch. Your lover will know immediately how you feel about them when they receive the gift from you!

Love Letters

Pouring your heart out in a love letter is never easy, and it can sometimes be difficult to find the right words. This would be a perfect spot to use a classic saying to say all the things that you can’t express on your own. Just make sure that you use sayings conservatively so as not to appear unimaginative.

Text/Instant Messages

It’s as though romantic sayings were made for the medium of text messaging and instant messaging! Not only are they short, but they pack a major romantic punch with only a few words. Use one of these the next time you want to surprise your loved one.

Toasts/Speeches

If you find yourself giving a speech at a wedding or perhaps planning a toast over dinner, a saying on love is just the right thing for breaking the ice. Say some of these classic words to have everyone who is listening smile with joy.

One-On-One

You can probably already imagine yourself whispering some meaningful words into the ear of your lover while the two of you are locked in an embrace. In this situation, one saying should be enough—overkill will likely destroy the mood.

Best Love Sayings

"A smile to put you on high... A kiss to set your soul alright...Would it be alright if I spent tonight being loved by you?"

"He has achieved success who has lived well, laughed often, and loved much."

"Life is the flower for which love is the honey."

"Love is to think about someone else more times in a day than you think about yourself."

"Love without return is like a question without an answer."

Romantic Crush Love Sayings

"The love that lasts longest is the love that is never returned."

~Somerset Maugham

"Love doesn't grow on trees like apples in Eden - it's something you have to make. And you must use your imagination too."

~Joyce Cary

"If we seek to manifest love by utilizing our inherent abilities to serve others in whatever we are doing, we find the greatest opportunity for development, for then we are giving expression to our love for our neighbors and ourselves."

~David McArthur and Bruce McArthur

"Some people say the worst way to miss someone is when they are right next to you and you know you can't have them, but it's worse when you thought you didn't want them anymore and then all of a sudden you realize you can't live without them."

"Love is the best medicine, and there is more than enough to go around once you open your heart/"

~Julie Marie

"Scars of the heart are writings of pain from our mistakes so that we may have a history to look back upon as to not repeat the past."

~Rodney Parrish

Romantic Sayings of Love

"Love is a many splendid thing. Love lifts us up where we belong. All you need is love!"

~From the movie Moulin Rouge

"I would fly you to the moon and back if you'll be . . . if you'll be my baby.

- From a song by Savage Garden

What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us."

~Ralph Waldo Emerson

"I have shudder'd at it.

I shudder no more.

I could be martyr'd for my religion

Love is my religion

And I could die for that.

I could die for you."

~John Keats

"I'd like to run away

From you,

But if you didn't come

And find me ...

I would die."

~Shirley Bassey

Beautiful Cute Love Sayings

"It is not how much we do, but how much love we put in the doing. It is not how much we give, but how much love we put in the giving."

~Mother Teresa

"I was married by a judge.

I should have asked for a jury."

~Groucho Marx

"If I never met you, I wouldn't like you. If I didn't like you, I wouldn't love you. If I didn't love you, I wouldn't miss you. But I did, I do, and I will."

"The little unremembered acts of kindness and love are the best parts of a person's life."

~William Wordsworth

"I didn't mean to fall in love with you

And baby there's a name

For what you put me through

It isn't love, it's robbery

I'm sleeping with the ghost of you and me."

~The Ghost of You and Me - BB Mak

"...then I did the simplest thing in the world."

I leaned down... and kissed him.

And the world cracked open."

~Agnes de Mille

Famous Love Sayings

"The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread."

~Mother Teresa

"There is no surprise more magical than the surprise of being loved. It is God's finger on man's shoulder."

~Charles Morgan

"Love has no desire but to fulfill itself. To melt and be like a running brook that sings its melody to the night. To wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving."

~Kahlil Gibran

"Infatuation is when you think he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you realize that he's as sexy as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford - but you'll take him anyway."

~Judith Viorst, Redbook, 1975

"Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction."

~Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Wind, Sand and Stars, 1939, translated from French by Lewis Galantière

Fear, Anxiety and Phobia

"My fear and doubts have vanished like mist

into the distance, never to disturb me again.

I will die content and free from regrets.

This is the fruit of Dharma practice."

Milarepa, from 'Fruit of Dharma Practice'

What is Fear?
In all cases, we could say that fear is a reaction to something that may happen in the future, be it realistic or not, it is always uncomfortable. And here we find one of the contradictions of fear itself: it should work to keep us from discomfort, yet it is uncomfortable itself.

Western Therapies - General Approach
Therapies for irrational fears work on the same basic principle: discover by experience that the feeling of fear (paranoia) is an exaggeration of what we perceive in the world, and force our rational mind to keep in control of the emotion. So, if you are afraid of spiders, perhaps the cure starts with simply drawing them, then looking at a small one - far away locked in a safe place - then forcing yourself to go closer (the rational mind says that nothing can happen), in the end, usually the patients will regain so much control that can even hold a poisonous, hairy, huge tarantula in their hands - obviously the end of therapy! This is not because they are exceptionally brave people, but they have gradually learned to take control over their exaggerated emotions, by realizing these emotions were not based on a real danger.

In extreme cases, people can be much harder to treat. Specifically when the reason for the fear is vague and hardly known, like imagining that you are being followed (paranoia), it is not always straight-forward or simple to make people realize that these fears are unfounded and the rational mind should take control.

Many types of fear/phobia are identified, I found some in a web blog recently:

Common fears:
Acrophobia: Fear of heights
Arachnophobia: fear of spiders
Agoraphobia: fear of open spaces
Belonephobia: fear of needles
Brontophobia: fear of thunder and lightning
Claustrophobia: fear of confined spaces
Hamartophobia: fear of sinning
Suriphobia: fear of mice and/or rats
Necrophobia: fear of death
Pentheraphobia: fear of the mother-in-law
Thalassophobia: fear of the sea
Xenophobia: fear of strangers or foreigners

Also some fears may be more common than generally thought:
Athazagoraphobia - fear of being forgotten, ignored or forgetting
Atychiphobia, Kakorrhaphiophobia - fear of failure
Metathesiophobia - fear of changes

Buddhist Quotes

"The greatest achievement is selflessness."

"The greatest worth is self-mastery."

"The greatest quality is seeking to serve others."

"The greatest precept is continual awareness."

"The greatest medicine is the emptiness of everything."

"The greatest action is not conforming with the worlds ways."

"The greatest magic is transmuting the passions."

"The greatest generosity is non-attachment."

"The greatest goodness is a peaceful mind."

"The greatest patience is humility."

"The greatest effort is not concerned with results."

"The greatest meditation is a mind that lets go."

"The greatest wisdom is seeing through appearances."

Quotes and Proverbs About Life

"Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of."

~Benjamin Franklin

"Life is either a daring adventure or nothing."

~Helen Keller

"Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will."

~Jawaharal Nehru

"Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects."

~Alexis

"Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently."

~Palladas

"The geat blessing of mankind are within us and within our reach; but we shut our eyes, and like people in the dark, we fall foul upon the very thing we search for, without finding it."

~Seneca (7 B.C. - 65 A.D.)

"Govern thy life and thoughts as if the whole world were to see the one, and read the other."

~Thomas Fuller

"Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine."

~Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work."

~W. Humboldt

"Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure."

~Kal Menninger

"Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult."

~Hypocrites

"After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box."

~Italian Proverb

"The acts of this life are the destiny of the next."

~Eastern Proverb

"Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think."

~La Bruyere

"Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him."

~Harry Emerson Fosdick

"We make our fortunes, and we call them fate."

~Earl of Beaconsfield

"The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live."

~Elbert Hubbard

"Life's a voyage that's homeward bound."

~Herman Melville

"The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is our duty, therefore to use it, not to misuse it."

~Plutarch

"Life is variable."

~Plautus

"Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be."

~George William Curtis

"I made my life my monument."

~Ben Johnson

"The boundaries which divide life from death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where one ends, and the other begins?"

~Edgar Alan Poe

"One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as an adventure."

~William Feather

"Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands."

~Japanese Proverb

"Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood."

~Ralph Waldo Emerson

"There are no classes in life for beginners: right away you are always asked to deal with what is most difficult."

~Rainer Maria Rilke

"To live is like to love--all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it."

~Samuel Butler

"One life - a little gleam of time between two eternities."

~Thomas Carlyle

"Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us."

~Sir Thomas Brown

"As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more."

~Jules Renard

Top 10 Quotes by Famous Authors

"A sex symbol becomes a thing. I just hate to be a thing. "

~Marilyn Monroe

"To make music is a life that I have to live."

~Bob Marley

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."

~Abraham Lincoln

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."

~Albert Einstein

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."

~Winston Churchill

"There are certain shades of limelight that can wreck a girl's complexion."

~Audrey Hepburn

"When you are in love you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”

~Dr. Seuss

"The better part of valor is discretion, in the which better part I have saved my life"

~William Shakespeare

"There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting."

~Mark Twain

"At the center of non-violence stands the principle of love."

~Martin Luther King

Top 10 Famous Success Quotes

“I do not have superior intelligence or faultless looks. I do not captivate a room or run a mile under six minutes. I only succeeded because I was still working after everyone else went to sleep.”

~Greg Evans

“I've missed over 9,000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times I've been trusted to take the game-winning shot . . . and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.”

~Michael Jordan

“High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless.”

~John Mayer

“I've had enough success for two lifetimes, My success is talent put together with hard work and luck.”

~Mohammad Ali

“My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.”

~Johnny Carson

“And will you succeed? Yes! You will indeed! (98 and 3/4 percent guaranteed).”

~Dr. Seuss

“Success is peace of mind, a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing that you did your best to become the best that you are capable of becoming, and not just in a physical way: seek ye first the kingdom and His righteousness and all these things will be yours as well.”

~John Wooden

“Success in highest and noblest form calls for peace of mind and enjoyment and happiness which comes only to the man who has found the work he likes best.”

~Napolean Hill

“Men never plan to be failures; they simply fail to plan to be successful.”

~William A. Ward

“Eighty percent of success is showing up.”

~Woody Allen